Coincidentally, Moe soon found out he was wrong about Barney not returning after he arrives in the trunk of a limousine, completely hungover with bloodshot eyes, discolored skin and most of his motor skills absent. But Moe tells Homer he should accept that the car is gone and Barney is never returning. Homer hangs missing signs claiming his car was last seen with Barney. Two months later, Barney along with Homer's car haven't returned to Springfield. Barney promises an inebriated Homer that he will return his car the following day, but this proves to be a lie as he undergoes a severe mental breakdown. Then Barney drops off Lenny, Carl and Homer at their homes, each of them suggesting a nonsensical destination ( Lenny suggesting the "girls college", Carl the "Playboy mansion" and Homer the "Lost City of Gold" all of which Barney refers to as "sweet, beautiful drunk talk"). After quickly stating that Duff supports the designated driver program, Duffman remains at the bar to party with the drunks. Barney has an outburst, saying that he can't because he is the designated driver. What toleration there was ( if any), quickly got destroyed when the Duff van arrives at Moe's ( playing the Yello song 'Oh Yeah' so loud it makes Barney's bowl of nuts shake) and Duffman emerges with a bottomless mug of icy cold beer for Barney and the crowd shouts at him to chug. While his friends enjoy their drunken antics, Barney is twitching uncontrollably and is not even sure if he can tolerate having to be sober period much less around everyone else getting drunk. Barney, the most unlikely one, draws the black egg and therefore becomes the designated driver for the night. This prompts Moe to hold a pickled egg drawing to see who will stay sober and be the designated driver. When Moe's " evening rush" comes into the bar one night, he tells his customers that they are responsible for 91% of all traffic accidents in Springfield so they will now have to choose designated drivers to prevent any more accidents. While Homer has to wait by his car in order to get the boot off, Marge and the kids see the sights. I swear it's Springfield's only choice.The Simpsons are going to New York City, after a sober and insane Barney Gumble drives Homer's car to Manhattan and leaves it at the World Trade Center Twin Towers. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.Ĭhief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs. Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.Īpu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud. (crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically) I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it! Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel.
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